Why does he wear his bling on his nose?

[murakozi]

Not even a longear can save this movie, I don't think.  It's a direct-to-video (no surprise there!) called "Tommy and the Cool Mule."  Apparently, it's a longeared Ice T versus evil Kevin Sorbo:

Oookay.  Nothing at all like Mr. Ed or any of the old Francis movies, or that awful Hot to Trot movie.  Nawwww!

Gee, I wonder if the good guys win in the end.