Products nobody needs

Last night I was talking to a couple friends online about the people who live in 'tv commercial land.'  These are the fictitious people you see in commercials who seem to have an insane amount of trouble doing normal, everyday tasks such as cooking pancakes, eating during a blackout, cleaning their ears, or pouring milk over cereal.  I pointed out that, since I can do all these things without any real difficulty, I'd be like a god in TV Commercial Land.  "Bow down to me as I prepare waffles without coating the entire kitchen in batter!"

Anyway, this morning I came across a link to this commercial, which I think wins the gold medal for the stupidest product to date:

A machine that slowly poops out eggs on a stick.  I don't know how they can top this one.