Products nobody needs
Mar. 19th, 2013 09:15 amLast night I was talking to a couple friends online about the people who live in 'tv commercial land.' These are the fictitious people you see in commercials who seem to have an insane amount of trouble doing normal, everyday tasks such as cooking pancakes, eating during a blackout, cleaning their ears, or pouring milk over cereal. I pointed out that, since I can do all these things without any real difficulty, I'd be like a god in TV Commercial Land. "Bow down to me as I prepare waffles without coating the entire kitchen in batter!"
Anyway, this morning I came across a link to this commercial, which I think wins the gold medal for the stupidest product to date:
A machine that slowly poops out eggs on a stick. I don't know how they can top this one.
Anyway, this morning I came across a link to this commercial, which I think wins the gold medal for the stupidest product to date:
A machine that slowly poops out eggs on a stick. I don't know how they can top this one.
It's no secret that I'm a fan of a lot of silly, older movies. For years, I've been looking for an mp3 version of a phone that was used in Our man Flint and its sequel, In Like Flint. A slightly different version of it was used as an homage in the Austin Powers films. I never found one and would always procrastinate when it came to figuring out how to snag the sound from one of the movies myself. Something got me thinking of the films again recently and I started poking around online. This time, I found what I was looking for. Yay internet.
So, at least for now, this is the ringtone on my cell:
So, at least for now, this is the ringtone on my cell:
Controller
Feb. 28th, 2013 09:22 amRight now, my company has the entire 5th floor of the building we're in. Since there are a lot fewer people than there used to be, the plan is to move all of us in the north half down into the south half, thus saving a chunk of money. It almost seems backwards that this means moving a bunch of people from the south to the north for a while, but that allows some crews to rearrange walls n such down there.
So the cleaning out of empty offices around mine continues at a heightened pace. Now and then, someone will poke their head into my office and ask if I know what something they found is. Yesterday, it was this:

Considering its age, I wonder whether that thing was running a 5.25" or a 12" drive. It probably cost a fortune 30 years ago. Length and height-wise, the thing is bigger than a lot of high end video cards are nowadays.
Like a lot of the ancient stuff being found, the controller is probably headed for the dumpster. I doubt that even the electronics recycling company we use sometimes would want the thing.
So the cleaning out of empty offices around mine continues at a heightened pace. Now and then, someone will poke their head into my office and ask if I know what something they found is. Yesterday, it was this:

Considering its age, I wonder whether that thing was running a 5.25" or a 12" drive. It probably cost a fortune 30 years ago. Length and height-wise, the thing is bigger than a lot of high end video cards are nowadays.
Like a lot of the ancient stuff being found, the controller is probably headed for the dumpster. I doubt that even the electronics recycling company we use sometimes would want the thing.
What the heck is it?
Jan. 29th, 2013 03:07 pmAn admin assistant at work was cleaning out one of the unused offices today. Nobody had been using the office for a number of years and it had kind of become a dumping ground for furniture and stuff that people didn't want in their offices any more. It's not too uncommon to come across some unusual items when cleaning such rooms out.
In this case, the admin found a camera. Since the room in question is a couple doors down from my office, she asked me to come look at it. Turns out it's sort of an old Kodak DCS200, which is a digital camera from the early/mid 90s that Kodak made by slapping a digital back onto a regular Nikon film camera body. I say 'sort of' because in addition to the lens on the body, there's also a second, much larger one mounted beneath it.
Anyone got any idea what this huge secondary lens is?

Sorry about the image quality. Between the light from the window and the ones in the office, my phone's crappy camera wasn't producing any really good shots
The thing has what are obviously data and power connectors on it as well as a calibration knob and rocker switches labeled Power and Data. I'm half tempted to hook up the power supplies in the case and see if the thing turns on.
EDIT: I originally thought the view through the viewfinder was a composite image from both lenses. Looking again, it's only a view through the lens on the camera body. My bad for not actually manually focusing the thing the first time I looked through it.
In this case, the admin found a camera. Since the room in question is a couple doors down from my office, she asked me to come look at it. Turns out it's sort of an old Kodak DCS200, which is a digital camera from the early/mid 90s that Kodak made by slapping a digital back onto a regular Nikon film camera body. I say 'sort of' because in addition to the lens on the body, there's also a second, much larger one mounted beneath it.
Anyone got any idea what this huge secondary lens is?

Sorry about the image quality. Between the light from the window and the ones in the office, my phone's crappy camera wasn't producing any really good shots
The thing has what are obviously data and power connectors on it as well as a calibration knob and rocker switches labeled Power and Data. I'm half tempted to hook up the power supplies in the case and see if the thing turns on.
EDIT: I originally thought the view through the viewfinder was a composite image from both lenses. Looking again, it's only a view through the lens on the camera body. My bad for not actually manually focusing the thing the first time I looked through it.
Drying out
Oct. 31st, 2012 12:58 pmThanks to Sandy and some roof leakage, my office and all the other ones on the west side of this wing of the building have some water issues. I was fortunate in that my office only ended up with damp carpeting. Right now, I'm sharing my office with a commercial blower and big ol dehumidifier. Dang it's noisy in here.
I'd typed in a somewhat longer post about this, but LJ apparently made changes that were making it difficult to insert a couple pictures that're hosted elsewhere. In the process of trying to get that to work, LJ decided to reload the posting page and lost everything I'd typed in. Bleah.
I'd typed in a somewhat longer post about this, but LJ apparently made changes that were making it difficult to insert a couple pictures that're hosted elsewhere. In the process of trying to get that to work, LJ decided to reload the posting page and lost everything I'd typed in. Bleah.
Now that's a fight scene
Sep. 28th, 2012 08:02 amFrom some Turkish film, a fight scene that makes most Asian martial arts movies look like fine cinema:
I love the sound in that clip. It sounds like the foley artist was reading a magazine and just randomly hitting keys on a soundboard, or maybe his cat was walking across it. The music at the start of the clip sounds an awful lot like part of the soundtrack from "The Spy Who Loved Me" that played during the submarine car scene.
I'm still trying to figure out the psychic exploding mind rock thing at about 5:20.
A Moo-ving Experience
Aug. 21st, 2012 02:06 pmI spent the weekend down in Kentucky, celebrating my stepdad's 70th birthday. To say there was a lot going on would be an understatement.
Saturday evening and again Sunday morning, I met this fellow:

That's Larry. Larry is an angus bull.

Those are a couple of Larry's girlfriends and and kids. Larry's got 11 cows and (currently) three calves in his family.
I got to spend a chunk of time Sunday morning helping to convince Larry and his ladies that they really shouldn't be in the neighbor's pasture and that their own home was much better. The process involved my stepfather rattling a bucket of feed while slowly driving a golf cart toward home while two of us tried to keep 15 bovines from straying off into the woods. Herding cattle on foot was rather a new experience for me. It wasn't bad, though I'd have preferred not having to trek through waist-high grass that was also the motherlode of ticks and chiggers.
While doing this, I chided Larry for letting his women run off to strange pastures, whereupon it was pointed out to me that all the cows are pregnant, so Larry is 'kind of done with them' til next year.
You're giving us males a bad name, Larry.
Saturday evening and again Sunday morning, I met this fellow:

That's Larry. Larry is an angus bull.

Those are a couple of Larry's girlfriends and and kids. Larry's got 11 cows and (currently) three calves in his family.
I got to spend a chunk of time Sunday morning helping to convince Larry and his ladies that they really shouldn't be in the neighbor's pasture and that their own home was much better. The process involved my stepfather rattling a bucket of feed while slowly driving a golf cart toward home while two of us tried to keep 15 bovines from straying off into the woods. Herding cattle on foot was rather a new experience for me. It wasn't bad, though I'd have preferred not having to trek through waist-high grass that was also the motherlode of ticks and chiggers.
While doing this, I chided Larry for letting his women run off to strange pastures, whereupon it was pointed out to me that all the cows are pregnant, so Larry is 'kind of done with them' til next year.
You're giving us males a bad name, Larry.
Gee, thanks Mother Nature
Jun. 30th, 2012 08:53 amI'm among the million or so people in the area who are without electricity due to the storm last night. The power companies are saying it may take days to get power back to some people. I rather hope mine is restored sooner than that.
It was quite an impressive storm, to be sure. After it knocked the power out, I could've actually walked around my apartment without a flashlight for a few seconds at a time, thanks to the illumination from the frequent and nearby lightning outside. I had to go around shutting up all the UPS's in the place to end the little symphony of beeps as they diligently told me they were on battery power. There's some device I missed, though. Every minute or so, I'd hear a quiet little chirp. I can't track it down though. It's loudest in my bedroom, but there's no UPS in there. The front door and entry stairs for the apartment above mine is on the other side of my bedroom wall. I'm wondering if I'm hearing their alarm panel complaining about its backup battery being low.
Anyway, it was a night of poor sleep. I woke up to find one of the fish had died. He was fairly old, though, so it may just be a coincidence. I'm worried about the rest of the fish though, since they don't have any filtration in their tanks now.
On the plus side, my office is near home and has power, so here I am, enjoying the air conditioning and doing a bit of reading. There's also an ice machine in the kitchen, so I'll fill up a little cooler before I head home later. The cell and land lines are so busy that I couldn't call in the outage at home officially. I'll try calling home now and then to see if the answering machine picks up, indicating there's power there again.
I am SO ready for autumn.
It was quite an impressive storm, to be sure. After it knocked the power out, I could've actually walked around my apartment without a flashlight for a few seconds at a time, thanks to the illumination from the frequent and nearby lightning outside. I had to go around shutting up all the UPS's in the place to end the little symphony of beeps as they diligently told me they were on battery power. There's some device I missed, though. Every minute or so, I'd hear a quiet little chirp. I can't track it down though. It's loudest in my bedroom, but there's no UPS in there. The front door and entry stairs for the apartment above mine is on the other side of my bedroom wall. I'm wondering if I'm hearing their alarm panel complaining about its backup battery being low.
Anyway, it was a night of poor sleep. I woke up to find one of the fish had died. He was fairly old, though, so it may just be a coincidence. I'm worried about the rest of the fish though, since they don't have any filtration in their tanks now.
On the plus side, my office is near home and has power, so here I am, enjoying the air conditioning and doing a bit of reading. There's also an ice machine in the kitchen, so I'll fill up a little cooler before I head home later. The cell and land lines are so busy that I couldn't call in the outage at home officially. I'll try calling home now and then to see if the answering machine picks up, indicating there's power there again.
I am SO ready for autumn.
Nest bandit
May. 2nd, 2012 10:04 amOver a year ago, a pair of crows built a nest in one of the trees near my office window. They abandoned it shortly after completing it. They built it well and much of it is still intact.
I check it out every now and then to see if anyone has moved into it. This morning I looked and at first though it'd been built up again by some new birds. Then I realized that it hadn't been built up because what I was seeing was fur, not twigs/grass/etc. The leaves on the tree obscured my view but by going up the hall to other office windows, I was able to see the occupant more clearly.
The color of the fur is reddish and really looked like a fox's coat. I've never heard of foxes climbing trees though. The mystery critter was curled in the nest with its back to me but was moving as if grooming or something. Finally it decided to have a little stretch and I could see its head and face. A raccoon. I don't believe I've seen a reddish raccoon before. I'm a little surprised he decided to spend the day in a tree by a parking lot with no real food sources nearby other than the dumpster by the building next door.
The raccoon seems to be comfy where he is for now. I guess he'll spend the day there. At least someone is getting some use out of the nest those crows built so well.
I check it out every now and then to see if anyone has moved into it. This morning I looked and at first though it'd been built up again by some new birds. Then I realized that it hadn't been built up because what I was seeing was fur, not twigs/grass/etc. The leaves on the tree obscured my view but by going up the hall to other office windows, I was able to see the occupant more clearly.
The color of the fur is reddish and really looked like a fox's coat. I've never heard of foxes climbing trees though. The mystery critter was curled in the nest with its back to me but was moving as if grooming or something. Finally it decided to have a little stretch and I could see its head and face. A raccoon. I don't believe I've seen a reddish raccoon before. I'm a little surprised he decided to spend the day in a tree by a parking lot with no real food sources nearby other than the dumpster by the building next door.
The raccoon seems to be comfy where he is for now. I guess he'll spend the day there. At least someone is getting some use out of the nest those crows built so well.
I took the train up to Connecticut on Saturday to visit
chefmongoose and to attend a round of bull riding at the Mohegan Sun.
During a pre-event tour, we noticed one of the PBR people holding up the tarp that covered the side of one of the pens the bulls are kept in before the event. He was letting a young kid pet the bull. I went down and asked if I could take a couple pictures and ended up getting to pet the big fella, myself. It was Deja Blue (probably best known as the bull who dumped Chad Ochocinco on his butt when he tried his hand at bull riding). He was laying down and just snoozing.
( A very large picture of a very large bull )
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During a pre-event tour, we noticed one of the PBR people holding up the tarp that covered the side of one of the pens the bulls are kept in before the event. He was letting a young kid pet the bull. I went down and asked if I could take a couple pictures and ended up getting to pet the big fella, myself. It was Deja Blue (probably best known as the bull who dumped Chad Ochocinco on his butt when he tried his hand at bull riding). He was laying down and just snoozing.
( A very large picture of a very large bull )
Not quite a derpy pony
Apr. 24th, 2012 11:03 amThere's a new mare at the barn on a trial basis. She's small-to-mid-sized, about 16 years old, and may be a quarterhorse. Her name is Sadie.
When she was a foal, Sadie got kicked in the face. She healed up just fine and isn't disfigured or anything. Without someone telling you, you'd never know she'd been injured. I haven't tacked her up, but was told she's got no issues taking a bit or any kind of discomfort, nerve, or dental problems. She does have one little quirk, however.
Sadie's tongue pokes out the right side of her mouth most all the time. It's just the tip, it's not like she's got it hanging out like a dog. Some horses do that now and then for various reasons, but with Sadie, it's all the time. You can push it back in with a finger, but she'll poke it right back out. Someone commented that it gives her a 'duh' kind of expression. I kinda see it like cartoons and comics where someone is concentrating really hard.
It's not really that noticeable. Actually, it's kind of cute.
When she was a foal, Sadie got kicked in the face. She healed up just fine and isn't disfigured or anything. Without someone telling you, you'd never know she'd been injured. I haven't tacked her up, but was told she's got no issues taking a bit or any kind of discomfort, nerve, or dental problems. She does have one little quirk, however.
Sadie's tongue pokes out the right side of her mouth most all the time. It's just the tip, it's not like she's got it hanging out like a dog. Some horses do that now and then for various reasons, but with Sadie, it's all the time. You can push it back in with a finger, but she'll poke it right back out. Someone commented that it gives her a 'duh' kind of expression. I kinda see it like cartoons and comics where someone is concentrating really hard.
It's not really that noticeable. Actually, it's kind of cute.
Uncropped pictures ahead...
( The view from my office window on Tuesday )
EDIT: Hmm. I'm not sure what's up with that second picture. It ends up looking distorted. Clicking and viewing it shows it properly though.
( The view from my office window on Tuesday )
EDIT: Hmm. I'm not sure what's up with that second picture. It ends up looking distorted. Clicking and viewing it shows it properly though.
Lights, camera...
Apr. 17th, 2012 10:13 amI'm getting very little actual work done this morning. Instead, I keep looking out the window. I've got my little handheld transceiver tuned to the 1R/19L runway's frequency so I'll have a little warning before the 747 carrying the shuttle Discovery actually lands. It appears they're using a special frequency for the 747 and its escorts. I only hear information that's relayed to the other aircraft that are taking pictures or otherwise in the vicinity.
It did a flyover earlier here and is now somewhere over DC providing photo opportunities. I did get a few shots of that. Kinda wish I had a longer lens for the dslr though.
It did a flyover earlier here and is now somewhere over DC providing photo opportunities. I did get a few shots of that. Kinda wish I had a longer lens for the dslr though.