I nearly forgot. Ferian had run into some folk in cow costumes in Baltimore recently. They'd been hired via craigslist, it seems, and had no idea what they were really out there for. Just walk around 'n hand out cards. The cards have a rather propaganda look to them and just direct you here:
http://www.bovineunite.com
Weird.
http://www.bovineunite.com
Weird.